Fellow Classic Club members.
Did your friends make fun of you at school?
Did you get bullied a lot by the kids at high school and cry your eyes out on the school bathroom?
Did those horrible kids take out the sausage from the sausage rolls sold by the school cafeteria and throw it at you so you would soil your clothes with ketchup and mustard?
Well, that sucks. But what if I told you that you can get back at them? What if I told you that there is a group of VIGILANTES that go around and punish bullies and the cool kids of the server who make fun of you?
Welcome to Socrate Fortuna Arrogance CP.
Together, we will form a group of (bad)asses that go around and exert their complexes to the bullies of the server, killing them(ingame) and flaming them on shout afterwards.
What we offer:
Fun
Banter
Good fights
Crappy fights
Super intense box driving action
Free hero voices from our good friend and co-member Alm0st, the famous Spellsinger who stuns people on ABG.
Rivalries(PM Nansey ingame and tell him that you are a member of the CP and that nansey is a shitty version of Horzelius. Works every time, they may even create a focus macro for you).
Full fledged retardation(After 23:00 PM CEST on our teamspeak channel, before that time we try to keep stupidity to a minimum).
Ancient Greek vocabulary lessons from Fortuna
Drama (Can't be a proper CP without drama)
Epics??? (PM Fortuna ingame for complimentary baium 3)
What we don't offer:
Modesty
Humility
Self awareness
Realistic promises (The what we offer section above is included)
What we don't accept:
Pussies
People with over 100 IQ
French people(Well maybe if you promise never to speak in french as we have mental scars from an old french member)
Koreans
People who will eventually ditch us for Vaire CP
Carebears
People that aren't even slightly on the autism spectrum
So join us. We are currently looking for a reliable Bishop who doesn't get wasted all the time.
Prime Time: 20:00-00:00 GMT+2
Side: WickedSick (those yellow guys with the thunder crest)
If you are interested, feel free to contact Fortuna ingame or in the forums.
Have a good game! (Unless you are Korean)