EU CP Recruiting

[Demosek 52]

up, we really need company

[Fortuna 112]

up, girls, racists and flamers will be preferred. 

Edited April 4, 2019 by Fortuna

[SemenArsonist 568]

Here is the new application form for any people interested:

• Name:
• Ingame name:
• Social Security Number:
• Age:
• Gender: (Editor's note: this is super important)
• Country:
• Time zone:
• Times available each day:
• What is your ideal form of governing system?:
• Do you believe in God? If so, which religion do you indentify as a follower of:
• Do you believe in worker's rights?:(Editor's note: Answer with a yes or no)
• Do you celebrate the 1st of May?: (Editor's note: Answer with a yes or no)
• Are you Jewish?: (Editor's note: Answer with a no)
• What is the current year?: (Editor's note: Last 10 applicants got this question right, so we had to dismiss their applications)
• How many digits does your IQ have?:
• What is your fast food of choice?: (Editor's note:If it's not fruit salad accompanied by an espresso, don't even bother contacting us)
• Do you flame people on forum/discord/shout/hero voice?: (Editor's note: Answer with a yes or no)
• Do you consider BananaHammock a clever name for a bladedancer?: (Editor's note: Answer with a yes or no)
• Are you willing to rename if your fellow cp members find your character name gay?: (Editor's note: Answer with a yes or no)
• Do you consider yourself a princess(regardless of your gender)?: (Editor's note: Answer with a yes or no)
• Are you a virgin?: (Editor's note: Flavour question that doesn't serve any purpose. We know that you are a virgin, otherwise you wouldn't be here.)
• How many genders are there?: (Editor's note: Super important question)

So simply sign the form. Before you ask, yes we do need all this information for various reasons. We promise not to leak any of this information without your permission.

Edited April 5, 2019 by SemenArsonist

[Fortuna 112]

+
Under what circumstances do you judge it appropriate to turn CAPS on? 

[etze 208]

On 4/3/2019 at 11:50 PM, Demosek said:

up, we really need company

this is a gem i swear

[SemenArsonist 568]

up! come to the side that will never censor your right to free speech, as retarded as your comments may be

[Fortuna 112]

On 3/15/2018 at 2:03 PM, Fortuna said:

Currently looking for:

 

- Destroyers/Tyrants

- SK/DA

- Elders

- 10th+ members

 

Side: Deviate (Alienated alliance)

Daily events, farm, pvp, sieges, epics etc

Prime time: 20:00-00:00 GMT+2

 

Contact Fortuna in game or forum for more details. 

 

[Fortuna 112]

up

[etze 208]

we now consider elders too

[Fortuna 112]

But now we don't. 

[SemenArsonist 568]

how about you consider switching to mage cp like all the cool kids?

[SeventhSky 17]

25 minutes ago, SemenArsonist said:

how about you consider switching to mage cp like all the cool kids?

Why not archers ? 

[SemenArsonist 568]

2 hours ago, SeventhSky said:

Why not archers ? 

because we will never be able to be as good as a particular perkunas archer cp ?

[Fortuna 112]

LF destro, tyrant, DA/SK

[etze 208]

On 4/9/2019 at 1:52 PM, Fortuna said:

LF destro, tyrant

 

[Fortuna 112]

LF career destro/tyrants

[Fortuna 112]

ok, we accept casuals noobs also. 

[Fortuna 112]

up

[SemenArsonist 568]

bump

[Fortuna 112]

up

[Fortuna 112]

bump

[Fortuna 112]

up

Edited April 23, 2019 by Fortuna

[Fortuna 112]

up

[Fortuna 112]

111111

[Fortuna 112]

ghc