Hey guys, SemenArsonist here with another amazing offer.
Are you tired of people making fun of you for not being important? Kids at school bullying you for not having a hero aura? Your parents disowning you for finishing second in a one man race in olympiad?
Then I have the solution for you.
SemenArsonist's SUPER GOLD PREMIUM HERO MAKING ULTIMATE WOW PACK ULTRA MK 2000 V2.0 RELEASE EDITION.
What I'm offering is simple... I will get hero on your character.
Now here comes the best part... The cost of this amazing offer is 0 adena, 0 euros, 0 zimbabwe dollars, 0 fish. So in other words, there is no cost.
All you need to have is at least a level 1 epic jewel(having higher lever jewels or more of them increases the odds of you getting hero). I will log into your account and using my amazing button pressing skills, I will get you hero, no matter how much effort I need to put into this.
So, some of you may ask, what do I get out of this? Well, listen carefully, I get the satisfaction of watching my valuable customers feel proud of their achievement. I will do everything in my hand to make you believe that you earned this, and to make you feel as an upstanding individual of the server community.
So what are you waiting for? Order now!
But wait, it's not over yet! Order in the next 30 minutes and you will also get a genuine Rolex™ watch for free with your order.
I promise you, we will get you your aura together!
Seller not responsible for loss of items on the character. Ordering the hero making service means you agree to the terms of the service and that you forfeit all claims of ownership for your account. Hero status not guaranteed. Service not available to French citizens or Russian hitmen.